February 2012
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i got attacked by a badger.
well the badger was in an alleyway and wouldn’t move and I couldn’t remember if they attack or give you tb. It was all kinds of traumatic.
talked to my taxi driver about borat now thats all i want to watch.wowahweewoww
everytime i go to fall asleep my brains like “oh hey hayley, how funny would it be if the woman in black was in your bedroom watching you go to sleep. Oh my god isn’t your cupboard dark! She would probably fit in there as well”
i think i should go work for a cinema because i always have massive amounts of banter with the people who work there.
englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit:
queuebert:
SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD TRAILER
i just spilt jam on my laptop and now my arrow’s doing all sorts of nonsense.
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